"I have a fully developed taste pallet so I don't have any need to dip my pizza into ranch dressing.
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Bowl of ranch dressing on a wood table top
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A cheese pizza slice at Vito's Pizza on North La Cienega Blvd. in Los Angeles near the WeHo neighborhood Friday evening.
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